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开头：*in a humorous way #幽默式开场欣赏 my respected comrades, i think when my name marx gorky is mentioned here, some measuring modifiers such as 'great' 'noble' 'tall' will be added to it. if we always overemphasize and boast a certain person, we will neglect the achievements others made and the importance of others existing. i wonder if you have ever thought of that. please believe me. i'm not talking high language on purpose nor am i making myself up. considering some important reasons, i have to speak so. say, there are great difference between our ages, but we share the same mother─children of all literature of soviet union.
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开头：幽默英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿一：幽默英语演讲稿范文 good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.
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开头：a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.
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开头：someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. i don’t know who wrote these words, but i’ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.
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开头：once upon a time, a weenie ant was walking on his way. as he was walking, suddenly he felt the ground shaking terribly. he looked around with his paranoid eyes and saw an elephant walking right behind him. quickly, the little ant covered himself with dirt, but one leg was unfortunately left out. a sparrow saw everything, so she flew down with the purpose of teasing the ant: “hey, chicken! watch out your leg, it’s out!” the ant felt embarrassed at first but then calmly responded: “ shi…i am going to trip that elephant.”
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开头：怎么写幽默英语演讲稿 love your mother 爱你的母亲 why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?
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开头：英语课前三分钟演讲稿幽默一 why does football get people into a frenzy? who is your idol? it may be napoleon, picasso, or michael jackson. but who is my idol? can you guess? it is ronaldo. he is the no. 1 super star of football.
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开头：三分钟幽默搞笑英语演讲稿范文 三分钟幽默搞笑英语演讲稿范文1 the footsteps of the xx world expo is getting closer and closer to us, civilized and harmonious call is still ringing in my ears. shanghai, china obtained the right to host the world expo xx, expo xx shanghai china will be a world event, the development of shanghai's new round of golden opportunity, as it is an important embodiment of our national spirit.
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开头：matt and his wife lived in the country. matt was very stingy and hated spending money. one day a fair came to the nearby town. 'let’s go to the fair, matt,' his wife said. 'we haven’t been anywhere for a long time.'
