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开头：the message is about a person in the shelter under the eaves， kuan yin is to see through umbrella. the man said： 'the goddess of mercy， purdue creatures like you， take me for some how?'
结尾：这篇信息是关于：某人在屋檐下躲雨，看见观音正撑伞走过。这人说：“观音菩萨，普度一下众生吧，带我一段如何?”观音说：“我在雨里，你在檐下，而檐下无雨，你不需要我度。”这人立刻跳出檐下，站在雨中：“现在我也在雨中了，该度我了吧?”观音说：“你在雨中，我也在雨中，我不被淋，因为有伞;你被雨淋，因为无伞。所以不是我度自己，而是伞度我。你要想度，不必找我，请自找伞去!”说完便走了。第二天，这人遇到了难事，便去寺庙里求观音。走进庙里，才发现观音的像前也有一个人在拜，那个人长得和观音一模一样，丝毫不差。这人问：“你是观音吗?”那人答道：“我正是观音。”这人又问：“那你为何还拜自己?”观音笑道：“我也遇到了难事，但我知道，求人不如求己。” “自己救自己”。总结下来
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开头：who deserves help? many years ago, there lived a very rich man who wanted to do something for the people of his town. but first he wanted to find out whether they deserved his help. so he placed a very large stone in the center of the main road into town. then he hid behind a tree and waited. soon an old man came along with his cow.
结尾：a funny joke may relax our feelings,ma-ki-ng the busy more enjoyable;a friendly joke may better the atmosphere when two people meet the first time;a humor joke can make others laugh while feeling you are a clever person. joking is such a good thing,so remember to crack a joke and keep a happy mood in your busy life. thanks.
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开头：alking clock 会说话的钟 while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. 'what is the big brass gong and hammer for?' one of his friends asked. 'that is the talking clock,' the man replied. 'how's it work?'
结尾：'then i decline to interfere,' said the governor, with asperity; 'a man who abuses his office by making it serve a private end and purvey a personal advantage is unfit to be free. by the way, mr. warden,' he added to that official, as the convict slunk away, 'in appointing you to this position, i was given to understand that your friends could make the shikane county delegation to the next state convention solid for - for the present administration. was i rightly informed?' 'you were, sir. ' 'very well, then, i will bid you good-day. please be so good as to appoint my nephew night chaplain and reminder of mothers and sisters. '
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开头：individuals in the clabody, do not neglect your own existence, you are in claevery body part. you know, what you say will affect the class, everyone's heart. morning, you usually do not change with the same clothes, not a deliberate show, has long been greet others eyes, while she (he) did not show the share of excitement you might expect; noon, you buy the dumplings and not usually eat rice, this time, you certainly will not find other people's attention quietly into the heart of the harbour; evening, you may have noted that you in the sports arena in robust posture from time to time lead to her (his) eyes appreciation ; lying about the meeting, or you are the central topic of the night. you know, you group everyone in love with you! they were destined to become a good friend in life your life.
结尾：birth, the first cry cry out, but everyone laughed. why? because the new life brought a different dynamic. from then on, you will have a new meaning of life, mother, your father, your grandparents, your grandparents, your relatives and friends, your teachers, your counselor, your friend, your roommate, your spouse, your children, you all all. see all around us people are concerned about you, love you all, because of their concern for life, it is particularly meaningful, life also because of their concern and it is particularly exciting. for themselves, and to others, so that the release of your life more colorful light, because people care about you, for them, you have to cherish your life, you need to get beautiful life together.
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开头：every teacher in this school can give a course as they like. there is no tedious rating, no scraps of quantitative management and no rigid standard. teachers can fully display their personality in class, and they feel very happy and content to teach. every morning, on thoughts of giving lessons, they are excited. after class, they are delighted , with smiles on their faces. some experts, scholars and masters are also visiting teachers in this school.yang zhenning can give physics classes for a day. yi zhongtian opens lectures on chinese culture for a week. speaking of music, we can ask wang lihong to give music lectures, just as he did in oxford university. if necessary, we can also invite david beckham to speak something about the world cup …
结尾：萨拉是我们的英语口语老师,她来自加拿大。很多学生都很尊敬和喜爱她。她给我的最深刻的影响是她的热情、慷慨又随和的性格。萨拉总是很乐观，不断地努力了解每一个学生。她还会在课上给我讲有趣的故事和笑话，所以她教的英语课都很轻松有趣。她喜爱教学工作，渴望一生都献身教育事业。因为她的优秀表现，她获得了许多奖项，其中有模范教师奖。
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开头：英语励志小故事课前三分钟演讲稿 nothing is difficult if you put your heart on it. nothing is easy if you don’t try your best. we often hear people say, “never give up.” this can be encouraging words and words of determination. a person who believes in them will keep trying to reach his goal no matter how many times he fails. in my opinion, the quality of determination to succeed is an important one to have. therefore, i believe that we should never give up.
结尾：now,i’ll tell you the story about her.one day ,in the afternoon,helen and mrs sullivan had a dispute of the word “cup”and “water”.mrs sullivan wanted helen to know “cup”is”cup”,”water”is”water”.but helen couldn't understand the difference between”cup”and “water”.she thought”water”could be “cup”and”cup”could be “water”.mrs sullivan had not ideas ,so she let helen praciece the word “doll”and touch the doll with helen’s fingers. helen was angry and bored,she threw the doll to the ground.then ,mrs sullivan and helen went out to play.when mrs sullivan washed helen’s hands,the water was flowing on helen’s hands.mrs sullivan wrote the word ‘water’on helen’s hand.she wrote many times,helen knew the water was flowing on her hands and understood the meaning of the word”water”suddenly.in the same way,helen learnd many many new words.finaly she became a great writer. this is my story, thank you .
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开头：英语小故事演讲稿 英语小故事演讲稿1 我要自由 i want be free good afternoon,everyone.today,my topic is “i want to be free.”it’s a story about a wolf and a dog.
结尾：一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她：'你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁！'但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说：'我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看！
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开头：good afternoon,everyone.today,my topic is “i want to be free.”it’s a story about a wolf and a dog. a wolf was almost dead with hunger.a house-dog saw him,and asked,”friend,it’s bad for you.”
结尾：“噢，没有什么。”狗说，“我的主人每天晚上都用一条铁链子拴住我，你很快就会习惯的。”“就是因为这个原因吗?”狼说道，“那么，再见了，我的朋友，我宁愿选择自由。” 你想要自由吗? 谢谢大家！
